Monday, October 08, 2007

Plague of Flies

We are surrounded by flies. The house is full of flies. Where are they coming from? Nothing seems to have died and rotted but they are everywhere. Everywhere, I tell you. Aaagh.


Melanie Rimmer said...

Flypaper, that's what you need. Or if they're fruitflies, pour yourself a nice glass of red wine. Set it down until you're ready to take a mouthful. It will be full of happy swimming fruitflies, like a lido on a sunny bank holiday.

Woody Wilbury said...

I want to kill the beggars, not drink 'em!!!

Flypaper is a good idea though. Remember my granny having some of that, but then she had black beetles too.